Monday, November 15, 2010

Shabamzy Advice #306: Missing Persons

Shabamzy Advice #306: Ever wonder who would care about you if you just vanished?  Would there be a search party with police and dogs, an all night vigil with candles and home made cards praying for your return?

Well I don't know either, so if you're feeling lonely or unappreciated make a missing person sign for yourself and have it plastered around town.  You want a picture that says "I had a happy life and would like to return to it."  Something from a birthday party or wedding works best.  Leave out a reward in case that is the deciding factor for the person trying to find you.  We all have that friend.

Leave your cell phone number to call with information on your whereabouts or calls for hope and well wishes for your return.

Who do you think would be the first to call?

Shabamzy.

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